Tuesday, December 01, 2009


rather than deal with blogspot and my crummy blog. I've started a new blog.

for anyone who stops to read this, please check out my new blog:



Monday, November 30, 2009

My 2010 goal

I know this blog sucks. I'm so bad at finding the time to upload new and interesting things. So my next year goal is to create a new blog (no offense blogspot) that is a little bit more interesting.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Monday, December 08, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Plain & Simple

This is hands down one of my favorite things.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Monday, March 31, 2008

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I'm bringing Knut back.

Even though he's older now. We could all use a little reminder of this happy, environmentally conscious polar bear.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008


This movie is beyond words. The girl won the special jury prize at Sundance for this movie, so I checked it out. WOWZERS!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Not supposed to be a joke, but....

Speaking of missionaries, here is my latest find. I'm actually embarrassed to post this. But I thought it was too funny not to share. And the stupid tagline is... wait for it... "bare your testimony."


Monday, January 07, 2008

Stinky missionary.

After a few attempts, I managed to write down the story from the other night. It was such a weird experience, therefore it took me quite a while.

So the Mormon missionaries stopped by unexpectedly at 8 pm on Saturday. I was home with 3 friends playing Settlers of Catan. I know it's kind of lame to be playing board games on a Saturday night. But we were having fun, so lay off.

Well they shared a brief message about the importance of going to church and then they left. We finished our game and went over to the couch where we noticed a plate-sized circle of wetness where one of the missionaries had been sitting. We thought it must've been mildewy rain water and continued watching movies (Teen Witch) and playing more games (Clue and I Can't Do a Thing With My Hair.)

However, soon we noticed the stench coming from the couch (after Danny accidentally stuck his face in it) and that kicked off the search to figure out what the mystery liquid was.

We suspected that the missionary must have peed his pants. But that would have been too fishy. We would have noticed something: a sound, an immediate scent, or an expression. We suspected it could have been feces. But the smell wasn't THAT strong. And if it were that watery, it would have ran down his legs and forced us to notice. We suspected en existing problem with the couch that was made extra-stinky because of the water. But Danny tested other areas of the couch and there was no odor. Our suspicions continued to range from old food in his pocket, to butt sweat. But nothing made sense until I suggested that it might have been a colostomy bag of sorts. Perhaps he had cancer, kidney failure, or a severe urinary tract infection. We didn't know, but we figured it could have leaked without him knowing. This also explained why his behavior never changed. Nevertheless, we felt great pride in knowing our Clue skills were put to the test. It was a team effort and the mystery was solved: it was the Mormon missionary, with the colostomy bag, on the living room couch.


Sunday, January 06, 2008


A missionary just peed on my couch. I don't even know how to begin to write about it.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Nerd Alert 2007

My Nerd School Reunion is coming up. Can't hardly wait!

A Rod

So sexy. So, so sexy.

Monday, December 10, 2007


Let me know which one you want and I'll see what I can do.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Prairie Dog

5 seconds of hilarity.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Business of Dying.

I thought this was interesting and funny. Let this be my written will that I would like to go to space. Happy emoticon.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

But Feist was good.

This is the video I took of her singing my favorite song of hers, "The Park." This song is just so good.

I'm afraid of the bus.

Last night was somewhat traumatic. After Feist, 11:30 PM, Danny, Kate, and I boarded the bus home. Kate found a seat mid-bus while Danny stood next to her. I sat next to a homeless man toward the front of the bus, six rows or so from Danny and Kate. Mid-trip, a cute asian girl boarded the bus and I stood up to offer my seat to her. She explained that she was departing in a few stops and that she didn't want it. I sat back down. The intoxicated homeless man then proceeded to praise my efforts while breathing the alcoholic aroma in my face. His voice carried throughout the double-wide bus and I began to feel a little embarrassed. Danny and Kate later recalled hearing every word. Another supposed schizophrenic homeless man overheard his speech and for one reason or another took offense. He proceeded to yell, "Shut the F*** up!! SHUT THE F*** UP!!" The bus stopped and the two homeless men began throwing punches as bystanders shuffled to avoid any unwanted contact with these guys. Not understanding their need to fight, I tried to calm them down while Danny yelled for me to move to the back of the bus and get out of their way. Eventually a young man, "The Bus Marshall" as Danny later tagged him, forced the two men off of the bus and I returned to my seat where Danny and Kate eventually came to my attention. We laughed and talked it through, but the whole experience still gives me the willies.

Today at work everyone proceeded to inform me their individual stories of people peeing on the bus seat next to them or having sex in the back of the bus. I'm sure there are people who experience much worse. Anyway, I'd better get back to work. But I had to get that out there.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Jens, Jens, Jens...

So I went to see Jens Lekman last night. And I'm in love with that sonofabitch. Tonight is Feist and I'm already in love with her.
Well, kinda.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Can you do me a favor Cybil...... NO!

I wish this lady were my friend. It'd be a hoot just to hang out with her beat box. And every time she'd say something I'd have to just laugh because I wouldn't understand the words that came out of her mouth. That's what friendship's are made of.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Friday, October 05, 2007

Chris Farley reincarnated!

I can't wait until this little girl grows up. I've missed Chris Farley!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I'm pretty sure this is awesome.

My favorite prophet is the guy on the top right. I have no idea who that even is.

Monday, September 24, 2007

WalMart is fancy.

I'm sure everyone has already seen this, but I thought it was really funny.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

I'm not even in this...

...but wow! I LOVE it! Danny is on the top right and I love the girl on the top left. She = Crimp Magic!